so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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