Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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