Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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