Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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