did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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