she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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