so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
