yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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