jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
my liver is dry heaving
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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