Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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