you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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