We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
