im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
