i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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