bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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