can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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