Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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