Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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