Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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