If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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