She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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