Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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