I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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