she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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