i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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