i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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