i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
