all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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