Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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