So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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