I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Alive.
So much puke
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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