I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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