So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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