How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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