Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize