READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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