Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dicks are not precious.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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