Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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