May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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