I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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