Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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