CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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