I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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