why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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