Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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