no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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