I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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