I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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