i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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