I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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