Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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