The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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