We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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