Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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