Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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