No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You can't just leave with hair like that
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You don't make any sense
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