Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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