Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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