Dual....:-)
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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