I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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