they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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